Twelve Days of Catmas

To be sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"

On the first day of Catmas, my cat annoys me...she's:
Climbing up the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Catmas, my cat annoys me...she's:
Dropping needles on the floor,
and climbing up the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Catmas, my cat annoys me...she's:
Hiding treasures in her litter,
Dropping needles on the floor,
and climbing up the Christmas tree.

On the fourth day of Catmas, my cat annoys me...she's:
Begging in the kitchen,
Hiding treasures in her litter,
Dropping needles on the floor,
and climbing up the Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Catmas, my cat annoys me...she's:
Shedding all the time,
Begging in the kitchen,
Hiding treasures in her litter,
Dropping needles on the floor,
and climbing up the Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Catmas, my cat annoys me...she's:
Meowing for her breakfast,
Shedding all the time,
Begging in the kitchen,
Hiding treasures in her litter,
Dropping needles on the floor,
and climbing up the Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Catmas, my cat annoys me...she's:
Shredding up the ribbons,
Meowing for her breakfast,
Shedding all the time,
Begging in the kitchen,
Hiding treasures in her litter,
Dropping needles on the floor,
and climbing up the Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Catmas, my cat annoys me...she's:
Hiding from our guests,
Shredding up the ribbons,
Meowing for her breakfast,
Shedding all the time,
Begging in the kitchen,
Hiding treasures in her litter,
Dropping needles on the floor,
and climbing up the Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Catmas, my cat annoys me...she's:
Drinking from my glass,
Hiding from our guests,
Shredding up the ribbons,
Meowing for her breakfast,
Shedding all the time,
Begging in the kitchen,
Hiding treasures in her litter,
Dropping needles on the floor,
and climbing up the Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Catmas, my cat annoys me...she's:
Chewing on the presents,
Drinking from my glass,
Hiding from our guests,
Shredding up the ribbons,
Meowing for her breakfast,
Shedding all the time,
Begging in the kitchen,
Hiding treasures in her litter,
Dropping needles on the floor,
and climbing up the Christmas tree.


On the eleventh day of Catmas, my cat annoys me...she's:
Scratching up the furniture,
Chewing on the presents,
Drinking from my glass,
Hiding from our guests,
Shredding up the ribbons,
Meowing for her breakfast,
Shedding all the time,
Begging in the kitchen,
Hiding treasures in her litter,
Dropping needles on the floor,
and climbing up the Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of catmas, my cat annoys me...she's:
Playing soccer with the ornaments,
Scratching up the furniture,
Chewing on the presents,
Drinking from my glass,
Hiding from our guests,
Shredding up the ribbons,
Meowing for her breakfast,
Shedding all the time,
Begging in the kitchen,
Hiding treasures in her litter,
Dropping needles on the floor,
and climbing up the Christmas tree.